Lazerez

yeah, I kind of gave up on art... or more accurately, it gave up on me.  I have little to no talent but I can sketch a little.  I will mostly be using my DA page to harbor pics for forum submissions & concept art.  GL to everyone who isn't a quitter like me.
-Laz

So I'm trying to make an animated avatar.  But to do that you need special software.  All I have is MS paint.  I need one of my photoshop friends to do it for me. *puppy eyes*
Anyway, Callie is home from college. *yaaaaaaaaay*
wow. short journal entry.




More PWI quotes!!  now with more input from other pplz!  (all quotes are treated as anonymous)


"All but one of my friends are girls... what does that say about me?"

P1: "Are you drunk?"
P2: "Hay, the internet is a free country!"
P1: "That it is.  Pass the booze."

"Hmm... my consignment shop attracts more female customers when it's called '~Sex~Shop~'..."

P1: "Are they superpants, are they superpants!?  *pause*  No, they suckingpants."
P2: "O_O suckingpants?  I'll take em."

"Why is that girl named 'KinkyDad'?  On second thought, I don't care."

"Target the greater venomous ghouls!  They look like ugly nutsacks with arms and legs!"

"Stock audio, much.  *godzilla roar*"

P1: "So in other words, you're completely harmless?"
P2: "Yes.  You could say I'm like a wolf in sheep's clothing... getting fucked by a large male sheep."
P1: "O_O;  do you have this dream often?"
P2: "T_T  yes."

"GENDER-BENDERS EVERWHERE!!  HIDE THE KIDS!!"

P1: *uses flashy skill*  SHWAH!
P2: "cool"
P3: "holy..."
P4: "uBer"
P5: "CHucK noRrIS"
P3: "wtf? chuck norris?"
P2: "fail, dude."

"Not a problem for ESCILATOR MAN!"

P1: "what's an 'Ausralian kiss'?"
P2: "it's like a French kiss, only down under."

"Ohhhhhhh... She lost her toy ROBBER.  That's a load off my mind."

P1: "Yep, you are a gentleman."
P2: "Thank you.  Most ppl just call me a pansy."

"I have a quest called 'Interracial Love.'  I'm scared."

P1: "You have no idea how hard it is not to say 'That's what she said' right now."
P2: "<_<"
P1: ">_< FUCK!"

P1: "He is done, hun."
P2: "Okay, hun."
P3: "That's getting creepy now."

P1: "Huh... what does this button do?"
*the characters make out*
P1& P2: O_O;  0_0;
P2: "Press if again."
P1: "OK."

and now that I remember why I was making a journal entry in the first place, BASK IN THE GLORY OF MY (temporary) NEW AVATAR!!

I am making an animated one, but need new software first.  Don't get too atatched to this one, it won't stay that long.



While I'm at ti, here's a few more lines regarding PerfectWorld...

"Unless you're packing some major heat under that skirt, we're gonna need more ppl."

"is...is that a thong? Oh my god it is.  I didn't even know this game HAD thongs."

"A little girl's pet baby eagle gets bit by a wolf... which is apparently poisonous... and can only be cured by the antivenom for the wolf bit... which only comes from the still-beating heart of a wolf..." - - - - "You lost me at 'little girl'"

Bleh, turns out I'm allergic to something that's in bloom right now.  hence the SNRKIZX.  That's fantastic.  Today was just fail day for humanity.  First, in PW, everybody was dying (more than usual)!  Then, when Sarah picked me up to shoot for Ariel's movie, erebody on the road was like 'Faildrive...Failpark...Failhonk...' yah, I can't WAIT to drive.  And, naturally, the shooting of the video waas FAIL.  with the giggles, and the bad acting, and the forgetting the lines, and the sack-tapping, fail.   On the plus side, lvl 24 in PW! (watch the whoooooole world care)  & I got to spend all day with Sarah~!  (Callie sighs&rolls eyes [despite the fact that she's at college right nao])  what else...

I won prizes at school this week for 'spirit' days.
First I won 'Nerd Day' by wearing my glasses & a labcoat, which turned out to have a latex glove in it.  (the glove was what sold the performance)
Then on 'Neon Day' (which hurt everyones eyes) I won by wearing a hot pink shirt (which everyone thought was Sarah's but is really mine) & holding a rubber duckie that has a lil LED color-changing light in it so it glows.
bask in the fail there.
(PARENTHESES!)

I have done diddly squat for almost a year now.  I need to get up off my situpon and draw something!  Maybe I'll do some sketches of moods or something.  Or upload some of my poetry so dark it could be cut-&-pasted in an Edgar Allan Poe book and pass for his writitng.

I have picked up a new MMORPG, Perfect World.  Once again, it is free to download & free to play (cuz i'm cheap like that) but so far I kind of am not very good.  As proof, here are some things I have said regarding the game...
"For a genie, it's not very useful... and the fact that I got the one that looks like a big floating glowing ball of crack dosen't help either.  All it does is consume my EXP and damage my vision.
"WTF!? The F*%#ing wolf stole my pants!!  >_> I suppose that explains how monsters in these games always carry money & crap... They jack your shit when they kill you!"
"For a cleric, I seem to die an awful lot."
"I just spent 20,000 coins... on a book... I already have... motherf@#&er..."
"Wow... in a team consisting of a barbarian, a blademaster, a venomancer, and a cleric, the only one that ever needed healing... was the cleric..."
"LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CHODE-FACED THINGAMADOO!"
"This game has SO much gender bias... in the special shop, there's a 'shoes' section, AND a 'high-heels' section."
"O_O  I just lost 125,000 coins... on an item I didn't get.  XO

I should do something constructive......   wellfuckthat.