So I'm trying to make an animated avatar. But to do that you need special software. All I have is MS paint. I need one of my photoshop friends to do it for me. *puppy eyes*
Anyway, Callie is home from college. *yaaaaaaaaay*
wow. short journal entry.




More PWI quotes!! now with more input from other pplz! (all quotes are treated as anonymous)


"All but one of my friends are girls... what does that say about me?"

P1: "Are you drunk?"
P2: "Hay, the internet is a free country!"
P1: "That it is. Pass the booze."

"Hmm... my consignment shop attracts more female customers when it's called '~Sex~Shop~'..."

P1: "Are they superpants, are they superpants!? *pause* No, they suckingpants."
P2: "O_O suckingpants? I'll take em."

"Why is that girl named 'KinkyDad'? On second thought, I don't care."

"Target the greater venomous ghouls! They look like ugly nutsacks with arms and legs!"

"Stock audio, much. *godzilla roar*"

P1: "So in other words, you're completely harmless?"
P2: "Yes. You could say I'm like a wolf in sheep's clothing... getting fucked by a large male sheep."
P1: "O_O; do you have this dream often?"
P2: "T_T yes."

"GENDER-BENDERS EVERWHERE!! HIDE THE KIDS!!"

P1: *uses flashy skill* SHWAH!
P2: "cool"
P3: "holy..."
P4: "uBer"
P5: "CHucK noRrIS"
P3: "wtf? chuck norris?"
P2: "fail, dude."

"Not a problem for ESCILATOR MAN!"

P1: "what's an 'Ausralian kiss'?"
P2: "it's like a French kiss, only down under."

"Ohhhhhhh... She lost her toy ROBBER. That's a load off my mind."

P1: "Yep, you are a gentleman."
P2: "Thank you. Most ppl just call me a pansy."

"I have a quest called 'Interracial Love.' I'm scared."

P1: "You have no idea how hard it is not to say 'That's what she said' right now."
P2: "<_<"
P1: ">_< FUCK!"

P1: "He is done, hun."
P2: "Okay, hun."
P3: "That's getting creepy now."

P1: "Huh... what does this button do?"
*the characters make out*
P1& P2: O_O; 0_0;
P2: "Press if again."
P1: "OK."